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So Jesus has this reputation of being a chill kind of guy, basically olden days Gandhi.
There are many, many anecdotes to the contrary, but one that stands out is this one time he was hungry.
Jesus was on his way somewhere and spotted a fig tree from afar.
When he got closer he realized it bore no fruit. Jesus was really pissed.
Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered.
His apostles witnessed the episode and were, like, yo, J-Dawg what the fuck’s wrong with you, cursing a tree and shit.
Well, actually, they asked:
“How did the fig tree wither so quickly?” they asked.
Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.”
So, basically, what we have here is a spoiled brat who got almost almighty powers from his father throwing a tantrum because for once he didn’t get his will. Classic rich kid.
Please include the fig tree in your prayers tonight.
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This one time Jesus cursed a fig tree